Ceasar talks too much. He talks all the time. He talks about video games and horror movies and he talks about pen spinning. Ceasar is a champion pen spinner.
In biology class with Mr. Azemat, Ceasar talks too much. Mr. Azemat says, “Stop it!” But Ceasar doesn’t stop talking. He talks the whole time. Mr. Azemat says,”Get out!”
Ceasar goes out of his biology class and he goes to the movie theater to see Shining. He sits next to Stephen King. Ceasar talks to Stephen King the whole time. He talks about horror movies, but Stephen King wants him to stop talking. He wants to listen to the movie, but Ceasar talks too much. Stephen King says, “Stop talking! Stop it!”
Ceasar doesn’t stop talking. He talks all the time. So Stephen King says, “Get out!”
Ceasar walks out of the movie theater and he goes to Bordeaux. The trip lasts one hour and eighteen minutes and thirteen seconds. He gets on a ship, “New France,” and he goes to Japan. The trip lasts eighteen days and five hours and sixteen minutes and twenty-seven seconds. He gets off the ship in Yokohama and he gets on a high speed train to go to Tokyo. The trips lasts forty-three minutes and eleven seconds.
Ceasar is in Tokyo for the World Pen Spinning Cup. Ceasar is a professional pen spinner. He wins the quarter finals and then he meets Vincent. Vincent is an amateur pen spinner, but he’s very good. Ceasar spins his pen for three hours forty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds, but he talks too much. He talks all the time and he doesn’t concentrate. Ceasar drops his pen. The judge says, “Get out!”
Vincent spins his pen for five hours and sixteen minutes and one second. Vincent wins. Vincent qualifies for the final match.
The final match is against Nicolas Sarkozy. Angela Merkel is his coach.
Ceasar is Vincent’s coach. Ceasar tells Vincent to sleep twelve hours. He tells him to eat sushi and maki and lots of wasabi. He tells him to drink Red Bull.
Angela tells Nicolas to sleep twelve hours, but the baby cries too much. The baby cries all the time. Nicolas sleeps for four hours, but the baby wakes him up. Nicolas says, “Stop it! Stop crying!” The baby stops crying and Nicolas can sleep two more hours, but Nicolas is tired.
Angela tells him to eat soup. He needs to eat a lot of soup, but Nicolas doesn’t like soup. Angela tells him to drink champagne. Nicolas likes champagne and he drinks a lot of champagne.
The final match begins. Nicolas and Vincent spin their pens. They spin their pens all the time. After eight hours they are still spinning their pens. Ceasar talks all the time, but Vincent doesn’t listen. He spins his pen.
Ceasar talks too much, and Nicolas Sarkozy can't concentrate. He says, “Stop it! Stop talking!” But Ceasar doesn’t stop talking.
Nicolas gets angry. He calls Claude Guéant. “Arrest this boy,” he says. “He talks too much! He talks all the time.”
Claude Guéant says, “Get out!” But Nicolas drops his pen and Vincent wins the final match. He is the new World Champion Pen Spinner.